Haley's Translation

Just in case you don't feel like translating Haley's unintelligible ranting in today's Order of the Stick episode, here it is:

Treasure!
Gone! All of it, gone! I can't believe it's all gone!
I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin' treasure!
i got vomited up! By a disgusting acid-breathing dragon!
And now it's gone!
Not the loot, my loot, mine!
Wait, why do i sound funny? Hello? Hello?
What? No! Don't you dare!
Sneak attack boot to the face!
Darn straight.